twentyfuckingfive // 090209
1. I believe a very, very large majority of people who believe and practice religion are ignorant idiots.
2. I believe a very, very large majority of people who talk politics are ignorant idiots.
3. I am very desensitized. You can take a shit while slitting your wrists in front of me while I have a bowl of pasta and a glass of wine and I'd be completely fine.
4. I will try absolutely anything once.
5. I have Indian, Chinese, Parsi, Arab, and Acheh blood. Half of my family are staunch Muslims, the other half are mostly Christian Chinese. Most are Protestants, some are Roman Catholics. I have Caucasian relatives in England and Australia. My ancestoral lineage can be traced back to ancient Parsi, to Darius the Great. Maybe that's why I'm so fucking confused most the time.
6. I'm a semi-perfectionist, slightly obsessive compulsive and not narcissistic enough to give a damn about what people think of me.
7. I don't fancy kids much. I prefer kittens.
8. I can never make up my mind. Never. Ever.
9. I have a to-do list that I intend to complete before I die. That includes to watch Sigur Ros live, drink snake's blood, live in India, get some dreadlocks, and backpack to South America.
10. I want a fucking tattoo.
11. I cuss too much. But that's because you're a fucking douchebag. Fuck off.
12. I'm drawn towards everything degenerate in life. I love stories of despair, lost loves, broken hearts, violence, drugs, and everything in between. Because only stories such as those carry real emotions, depth and truth. Others are just plastic and plain boring. Boo.
13. Sometimes I get spontaneously annoyed at myself when I'm being Mary-Poppins-nice to people. Especially strangers.
14. I love Itallian cuisine, hate using my hands to eat and think spicy food is more torture than an actual process of mastication.
15. I wanna be Hank Moody. Dream of Californication, baby.
16. I can imagine literally anything and everything that are out-of-your-mind impossible to imagine. But I can't see myself getting married and having kids.
17. But I believe in the concept of falling in love, soulmates, and all that mushy Hollywood crap.
18. I get easily tearjerked watching sad movies. But I've never physically cried. Hmm.
19. I hate horror movies. I'm a self-confessed pussy. But I love mindfuck films. And that's because I'm an idiot.
20. One day, I want to write a book about my grandfather's life, his childhood, his family with so many Greek mythology-like drama and nonsense, his passion for gardening and fast cars, his experiences serving in the army during the Occupation, and his relationship with his former photographer turn Nazi foot soldier bestfriend who's aunt was Stalin's personal assistant, and his present day ever so fiery nihilist comments on Malaysian politics and the education system.
21. I love reading. Especially memoirs. But I forget easily. So, most of the time I'd read a book at least twice.
22. I hate celebrating my own birthday. I think it's stupid.
23. I'm a walking hard-on. I like girls. So sue me.
24. The most interesting conversation I've ever had was with a 40 year-old father of three heroin addict of over 10 years who worked as a hotel manager and owned a multinational advertising company in Maldives. It was one of the most precious friendship I've ever had.
25. I think I just wasted 30 minutes of my life doing this. Fuck. Oh, and I hate the internet.
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