Busy Bee
Why I've been MIA and why my posts are getting lesser and a notch more boring:
"it has always seemed enticing to see the naked and the profane"
Why I've been MIA and why my posts are getting lesser and a notch more boring:
5:13 PM
Categories:
everyday,
narcissism,
random.
Author: sleepwalker
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story".
"I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother."
"More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson."
"Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson."
"And you say you have family problems?!"
"Gimme a break!"
12:14 AM
Categories:
amusing,
conversations,
family,
funny,
issues,
joke,
love,
marriage,
problems,
stories.
Author: sleepwalker
She was sleeping when I called her. She woke up, and of all the fifty over songs in her playlist, Placebo's This Picture was playing. The call was exactly 13 minutes long and ended at 5.04am on 26-3-08.
Half of 26 is 13.
5 is after 4.
Half of 6 is 3.
The sum of 2 and 6 is 8.
Among those numbers there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8. There's no number 7. Placebo's This Picture is the 7th song in my playlist that's currently playing. I called her for the first time after we made the deal to not contact each other at 1.42am. There's no number 3. In the "13 minutes, 5.04am, 26-3-08", number 3 appears twice. So altogether there are 3 number 3s. Yuna's Dan Sebenarnya, the song I'm listening to now as I'm typing this out, is the 3rd song in my playlist. The sum of 1, 4 and 2 is 7. The number 7 is the missing number in "13 minutes, 5.04am, 26-3-08" and Placebo's This Picture is the 7th song in my playlist.
I buzzed Bing online and he's watching Numbers on AXN.
Hmm.
1:12 AM
Categories:
moments,
music,
non-fiction,
numbers,
random,
songs,
thoughts.
Author: sleepwalker
12:47 AM
Categories:
lepaq cafe,
live,
music,
showcase,
telebury,
witherspoon.
Author: sleepwalker
He asked me, "Would you like to go and see a clinical psychologist?"
I took a long pause... Dreaming of swimming in a rainbow pool of Prozac, Xanax, Valium, Zoloft, Lithium, Tramadol, Erimin, Subuxone, Stilnox, Nitrazepam, Lorazepam, and some sugar and spice. I thought about staring at the know-it-all doctor, reading every nuance of his poorly engineered body language. I thought about reading the script of what he'd say at least 2 minutes before it spits out of his mouth. I thought about the sky high fees he'd charge per hour, and imagined what I could buy with a few hundred Ringgit every hour. I thought about walking off at the end of the fruitless session and telling him, "Go to the wet market downtown, score yourself a tube, lose your mind, crawl through a breakdown, and then you're qualified to come talk to me".
After the longest silence, I said,
"Well... I think that wouldn't help much".
3:05 PM
Categories:
conversations,
fiction,
madness,
non-fiction,
stories.
Author: sleepwalker
Kadang-kadang mulut aku memang macam sial. Perkataan seperti fuck, fucking, fucker, motherfucker, takkan terlepas dari vocabulary aku. Bila aku melatah, hampir tiap-tiap kali aku akan tercakap,
"Eh mak kau babi"
Kalau tak pun,
"Eh mak kau puki"
Kalau tak pun,
"Eh mak kau cibai"
Aku dah basuh mulut berjuta kali, tapi tak berkesan jugak. Mungkin aku kena jampi?
9:56 AM
Categories:
idiocy,
nonsense,
random,
vulgarity.
Author: sleepwalker
My brother just completed secondary school and was scouting for colleges to enroll in. So, before anyone jumped the gun, I talked to both my parents and my brother to consider taking a year off and not rush into college. I felt that it was the best thing he could possibly do at that time to grow as a person. Because going for classes, handing in assignments and sitting for exam doesn't do that for you.
11:28 PM
Categories:
challenges,
college,
experience,
lessons,
random,
school,
thoughts.
Author: sleepwalker
A few years ago, some friends and I went downtown for a class assignment. On the way back we planned to get some DVDs to go back home and watch. We passed by a street vendor and decided to browse through. After what seemed like an hour or so, we got a bunch of stuff. Including porn. So we went home and put on the first CD. We waited and waited, and a guy come on screen. So, okay, and we waited some more. And another guy appeared. "Oh a menage a trois!", we thought. Complete oblivious fools we were, and we waited and waited like patient Buddhist monks. And suddenly, the both of them got naked and went into the bathtub. By then the rest of my friends shrieked like a bunch of high school girls and yelled in perfect unison "Shit! Gay porn!". So apparently those uber expensive "special" DVDs were fake after all. Fucking wankers.
9:04 PM
Categories:
everyday,
incident,
past,
rant,
stories,
stupidity.
Author: sleepwalker
4:18 AM
Categories:
acoustic,
lepaq cafe,
performance,
poetry,
showcase.
Author: sleepwalker
How convenient it is to sit on the other side of the fence and pass judgement on a matter when you are completely oblivious about the fact that you don't fully comprehend the situation objectively, logically, rationally. Like a cat deciphering a conversation between two persons. Like a blind man painting a picture of the sunset. Like a schizophrenic talking about quantum physics. Like a book writing it's own fictional story.
2:07 AM
Categories:
thoughts.
Author: sleepwalker
There's a picture of me half naked covered in whipped cream. Another picture of me wearing nothing but a girl's hot pants. And another one of me half naked in a towel and my underwear on my head. And a mugshot of my bare ass bending over. All of which are not in my possession. Cun gila!
11:44 PM
Categories:
everyday,
exhibitionism,
idiocy,
nonsense,
nudity,
random,
stupidity.
Author: sleepwalker
"The National Fatwa Council will come out with a ruling on yoga exercise on Friday"
I get that Yoga is an important philosophical and spiritual component in Buddhism and Hinduism. And I get that Islam rejects worshiping idols and statues, and that most Hindu statues depicts their gods in a state of Yogic meditation (sitting crossed legs, with both hands rested on each knee). So, I suppose, that's the rationale behind National Fatwa Council's move to ban Muslims from practicing Yoga. It all boils down to the practice of Yoga's close links to the two religions. I mean, anything non-Muslim is pure evil right? Even though Buddhism is the only religion in the history of mankind to have never exercised violence in the name of religion, they're still pure evil. Right?
"When those involved take them as trends, such cultures can lead to a serious crime according to Syariah law and this can destroy the family institution", said Datuk Wan Mohamad Sheikh Abdul Aziz.
I have to agree with him. There is no doubt that practicing Yoga, sitting crossed legged like a Hindu god, stretching arms and legs, and controlling your breathing, will lead you astray from the teachings of Islam, castrate yourself from your family and the rest of Muslim brothers and sisters, and eventually shake the very foundations of Islam. Mimicking any action that is similar to anything other than Islam can "lead to a serious crime". It is also quite "trendy" to take up an activity such as Yoga, therefore this "cult" has a potential to convince Muslims to deviate from the teachings of Islam. Yes, stretching limbs and breathing can actually be that seductive, powerful and evil.
I would like to propose to the National Fatwa Council to include in a few more in their what-to-ban-next-because-we-ain't-got-shit-to-do list. These additions might help feed their boredom, those poor old foggies.
The Council should take these into account as well,
- Television
- Internet
- Non-Islamic clothing
- Magazines
- Music performances
- Cinemas
- Non-Islamic books
- Close relationships to non-Muslims
- Intimate conversations with non-Muslims
- and many, many, many, many, many, many more.
There are just too many things that are plaguing the Muslim community. The evil Western culture has infiltrated into the minds and souls of our young ones through mediums such as the Internet, television, magazines, and concerts. Even if you're an Ustaz or Ustazah with a vast knowledge of Islam and having an iman as tough as diamonds, demonic activities such as Yoga can still lead you astray and ultimately send you to Hell for all eternity.
Islamic councils worldwide must join forces and erase all these terrible, terrible demons (e.g. technology). We must save ourselves and our souls. For the sake of our family and fellow Muslim brothers and sisters.
And the only way that we can ever flourish and eventually book a one-way ticket to Heaven is to nuke our asses back to the 4th century BC. Where our only form of amusement is juggling rocks, riding camels and peeing in the river. There won't be television nor the Internet to tarnish our beliefs. There won't be any dangerous activities to lead us astray.
Especially, Yoga.
p/s: Remember kids, if we ever become evil, it is never our fault, but always someone or something else's fault. Especially the kafirs.
3:19 PM
Categories:
fatwa,
heresy,
idiocy,
islam,
muslim,
nonsense,
random,
rant,
stupidity,
yoga.
Author: sleepwalker
10:07 PM
Categories:
busking,
europe,
friends,
life,
memories,
past,
stories,
thoughts.
Author: sleepwalker
12:48 AM
Categories:
everyday,
friends,
funny,
memories,
nonsense,
random,
stories,
stupidity.
Author: sleepwalker
I came across some stories about her online.
1:29 PM
Categories:
al-fatihah,
architecture,
non-fiction,
photographer,
photography,
sara aziz,
stories,
strangers.
Author: sleepwalker
5:35 PM
Categories:
acoustic raya,
aidilfitri,
friends,
gig,
lepaq cafe,
live,
music,
showcase.
Author: sleepwalker
4:32 AM
Categories:
event,
exhibition,
hari bintang jatuh,
ke hadapan bintang jatuh,
MIA,
mission confesison,
music,
photography,
poetry,
screening,
wani ardy.
Author: sleepwalker
12:48 AM
Categories:
acoustic,
aidilfitri,
ash,
gig,
indie,
izzy mohamed,
kokokaina,
lepaq cafe,
live,
music,
ray cheong,
raya,
rendra zawawi,
showcase,
wani ardy.
Author: sleepwalker
1:37 AM
Categories:
ep launch,
event,
friends,
indicine,
klpac,
memories,
otam,
sundae,
youtube,
yuna.
Author: sleepwalker
Out of curiosity, I walked to the locked front door to peer outside and inspect what that sound was and where was it coming from. I looked around and saw people with white jubah, baju melayu, and white telekung walking towards the nearby mosque. I clutched the cold grills with both hands, with complete childlike wonder, peering further into that faint, mysterious sound.
And then it came. Floating frighteningly, rapidly, soothingly through the peaceful still morning air. The serene music sent tiny ripples throughout my body. A million goosebumps erupted on my skin and sent a sudden shiver down my spine. That was how I felt the first time in my life that I heard the takbir Raya. Years and years have since passed, and it still gives me that same feeling from that morning in Taman Putra. That sensation that resonates and uplifts me like nothing else. A sense of peace and melancholic serenity.
I've never heard of any sound, any song, any music, more beautiful than that. And I know I'll never hear anything else that will sound any more beautiful than that.
12:48 AM
Categories:
beauty,
childhood,
islam,
memories,
peace,
raya,
serenity,
takbir.
Author: sleepwalker
2:51 AM
Categories:
bau,
chot ali,
flickr,
lepaq cafe,
warkah.
Author: sleepwalker
"On the night of the Lailatulqadar, the Archangel Gabriel leads a group of angels and sweeps down the Earth. They would scour the lands and whisper prayers to every living Muslim brothers and sisters. The Archangel Gabriel has 100 wings, but two of which he only opens once every year during the Holy Night. And on the Holy Night of the Lailatulqadar, the angel Gabriel would spread his two sacred wings so wide that it covers the Earth from East to West."
The taklim Subuh was read in Bahasa, of course. It was difficult trying to remember what was said on that early morning. I can only vaguely remember the story. The sun was rising, the air was cold, quiet, calm. Everyone was half asleep, including me. I can't recall from which Hadith was the story taken from. But I do remember that it is one of the very few that really struck and stuck with me.
2:51 AM
Categories:
angel,
gabriel,
holy night,
islam,
jibrail,
lailatulqadar,
muslims,
ramadhan,
subuh,
taklim.
Author: sleepwalker
5:20 PM
Categories:
bbq,
buffet,
buka puasa,
event,
lepaq cafe,
ramadhan.
Author: sleepwalker
11:02 PM
Categories:
bisexual,
celebrity,
gay,
gossip,
lindsay lohan,
love,
samantha ronson,
stories.
Author: sleepwalker
Surely I'm not the only one anxiously waiting for 16th September. Or 20th September for that matter. Or am I?
5:15 AM
Categories:
ahmad ismail,
anwar ibrahim,
bersih,
bumiputera,
democracy,
hindraf,
imf,
malaysia,
muhyiddin yasin,
najib razak,
oil,
pak lah,
paul wolfowitz,
politics,
sodomy,
tengku razaleigh,
tun mahathir.
Author: sleepwalker